"Tell me; if a tree fell in the forest, with nobody around, and its fall to the ground didn't make a sound - would you panic in fear that you didn't exist or would you bask in the bliss of your nothingness?"
Adam, Portsmouth, UK
Mary took a chance
on a Catholic boy
who drew daffodils
and sang lullabys all day.
He had a tattoo asking -
‘What would your Jesus
say?’
He broke her heart
like he was breaking bread.
So she drank wine
that went straight to her head.
I heard that the next day
she had sent him water-skiis
and he laughed when they told him
‘It’s sink or swim…’
